IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
if you are going to do historical inaccuracy, then go big. Just take it to a whole ‘nother level.
I mean like Knight’s Tale "chanting Queen at the jousting tournament ‘foxy lady’" levels of anachronism. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Hansel injecting himself with insulin and Gretel wielding a multiple-shot crossbow levels of anachronism. Go for Blazing Saddles, Blackadder, Jack of All Trades, Connecticut Yankee levels of anachronism
either have to play by the rules or throw out the book.